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Friday, May 13, 2005

#define

Quite a long time No see !!! So a Big Hi to all.

From the title u might think i am going to write some techie stuff. Definitely not !!

This blog is just an imagination as to how handy or wierd it will be, if #defines can be applied in real life. Here are some samples,
#define BE_IN_REC MBA_IN_WHARTON

Amazing isn't it? or other way round, if I have a deadly enemy who had completed his MBA at Wharton... Take this
#define MBA_IN_WHARTON SECOND_STANDARD_FAIL_IN_CORPORATION_SCHOOL :-).

If someone is not happy with his/her pay, here is the hike

#define LAKHS_PER_ANNUM CRORES_PER_ANNUM or #define INDIAN_RUPEE POUND_STERLING

I won't mind,
#define ELECTRONIC_CITY BTM_12TH_MAINBy the way, Electronic city is the place where my office is located and I reside at BTM Layout, 12 th main. Currently I travel more than 15 km :-(

How about this ?

#define MY_GIRL_FRIEND AISHWARYA_ROY
No No No !!! I take it back. That would make me just an element of an infinite series of Salman khan, Vivek oberoi ..... Really wierd.

I hope everyone will long to do the next one

#define WEEKDAY WEEKEND .... cho chimple :-)

As a mark of patriotism
#define EVERY_CRICKET_WORLDCUP 1983_WORLD_CUP

Think, that's the only way India can win a world cup ever ;-(

I would have really loved to do this when I was in Taiwan,
#define SUBWAY_SANDWICH MASALDOSA_SAMBAR_IDLY_.............

How many of you will say no to something like
#define Morning Evening ... cooooooooooooooooool

The list can go on.....

Enough. I am getting too ambitious.

But one thing is for sure. There is a saying, "If you can dream it, you can achieve it". I would like to rephrase it as " If you can define it, you can achieve it " :-))

I dedicate this blog to #define specialists ;-). (Hope my team mates will understand !!)

Cheers !!!

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